Penis size
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
My friend who used to work in a bar taught me a way to measure penis.
I don't really know whether it's accurate, but guys can vouch it!
Please, only try this at home, preferably in toilet as I'm sure any of your parents would like to see your weiny hanging out for display.
Okay, only use the RIGHT HAND!
First, stretch your fiiiingers! Then, using your left hand now, place your thumb in the middle of your palm and some other finger at the end of your middle finger like so:
This, is the LENGTH.
However, just being long (or short) doesn't help much without the thickness. Long and thin? Might as well fuck with a chopstick.
Now for the THICKNESS:
I can't explain it in words as I think people get more confused, so let pictures help!
Both your hands, index and middle finger, do the "twist" / "victory" signs you often see people doing while they are taking pictures.
One horizontal, one vertical, like so:
Then, GIAP IT!!
The perimeter of the "giap" would be how thick it'd be.
Have fun guys!
& Ladies, look out for men with big hands :P They're bound to give you a hell of a night!
*****
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
My friend who used to work in a bar taught me a way to measure penis.
I don't really know whether it's accurate, but guys can vouch it!
Please, only try this at home, preferably in toilet as I'm sure any of your parents would like to see your weiny hanging out for display.
Okay, only use the RIGHT HAND!
First, stretch your fiiiingers! Then, using your left hand now, place your thumb in the middle of your palm and some other finger at the end of your middle finger like so:
This, is the LENGTH.
However, just being long (or short) doesn't help much without the thickness. Long and thin? Might as well fuck with a chopstick.
Now for the THICKNESS:
I can't explain it in words as I think people get more confused, so let pictures help!
Both your hands, index and middle finger, do the "twist" / "victory" signs you often see people doing while they are taking pictures.
One horizontal, one vertical, like so:
Then, GIAP IT!!
The perimeter of the "giap" would be how thick it'd be.
Have fun guys!
& Ladies, look out for men with big hands :P They're bound to give you a hell of a night!
*****
I lead so many lives that I think I'm only trying to fool myself
